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Things I heard or read that I thought were funny, particularly when taken out of context.

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Nov
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Mr. Burke and other protesters acknowledged this divide, saying some people with drug problems had congregated near Church Street, which is also where the drummers play.
Oct
21st
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BMW was forced to recall a female-voiced navigation system on its 5 Series cars in the late 1990s after being flooded with calls from German men saying they refused to take directions from a woman.
Sep
22nd
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1st amendment + 2nd amendment = The right to print arms.
Sep
18th
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This criticism however is ill-conceived as it completely ignores the causal structure of reality.
Mar
31st
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Why do you wear aftershave, you have a beard?
— One of the Germans
Feb
2nd
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If you like animals so much, why do you eat their food?
Jan
13th
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It’s entirely possible that I’m simply missing something, or that I just lack the intellectual capacity to understand the profundities that have been unearthed in the past 20 years or so by Paris intellectuals and their followers.
Jan
7th
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The longer I live in CA…we’re fucked up, way more than anybody sees. You should see the faces at lunch. God damn, a war would do them good.
Jan
4th
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Yo you killed it last night, kid! What did you play?