November 2011
2 posts
“Cats will pretty much chase a feather on a string anywhere.”
– http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/19/sports/in-feline-agility-competitions-the-biggest-obstacle-can-be-the-cat.html?_r=1&smid=fb-share&pagewanted=all
“Mr. Burke and other protesters acknowledged this divide, saying some people with...”
– http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/09/nyregion/at-occupy-wall-street-protest-rising-concern-about-crime.html?hp
October 2011
1 post
“BMW was forced to recall a female-voiced navigation system on its 5 Series cars...”
– http://edition.cnn.com/2011/10/21/tech/innovation/female-computer-voices/
September 2011
2 posts
“1st amendment + 2nd amendment = The right to print arms.”
– http://boingboing.net/2011/09/20/3d-printed-ar-15-parts-challenge-firearm-regulation.html
“This criticism however is ill-conceived as it completely ignores the causal...”
– http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyon
March 2011
1 post
“Why do you wear aftershave, you have a beard?”
– One of the Germans
February 2011
1 post
“If you like animals so much, why do you eat their food?”
– http://www.marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevolution/2011/02/green-eating-bleg.html#comments
January 2011
3 posts
“It’s entirely possible that I’m simply missing something, or that I...”
– http://cscs.umich.edu/~crshalizi/chomsky-on-postmodernism.html
“The longer I live in CA…we’re fucked up, way more than anybody sees. You should...”
– http://exiledonline.com/the-war-nerd-market-lessons-from-the-pashtun/
“Yo you killed it last night, kid! What did you play?”
– http://blog.turntablelab.com/2011/01/top_2010_tkat.html
December 2010
6 posts
“I once had a wife who admitted that she dressed to irk me. She has been...”
– http://www.gq.com/style/blogs/the-gq-eye/2010/12/telling-her-the-truth-tactfully.html
“I believe the common denominator of this food court is not harmony, but chaos,...”
– http://fallingandlaughing.com/post/179752066/a-diverting-game-to-play-while-in-miserable
“Rough is good, dry is not.”
– http://astroglide.com/FreeSample-vevo.asp
“In five hundred years or more, human beings might have both sets of genitalia,...”
– http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/cipollini-decries-modern-cyclings-lack-of-machismo
“I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.”
– http://www.divinecaroline.com/22323/39044-it-s-point-view
“So 1 day I was walking through the woods and I saw a deer it ate my friend but...”
– Spam from besteulogytips.com.
November 2010
5 posts
“Every year another promise is made; a pint of beer raised towards a better day.”
– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxaAfaCln8#t=1m27s
“Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.”
– Samuel Beckett
“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
– http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report
“A man who lies to himself, and believes his own lies, becomes unable to...”
– Fyodor Dostoyevsky - http://www.voodoovillage.co.uk/2010/10/man-who-lies-to-himself.html
“I’m so embarassed. Look at how funky he is.”
– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEa1BYBgeQI @ 1:10
October 2010
15 posts
“He likes girls but wishes they liked him more.”
– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqxpEHZ0CRY @ 1:08
“Seen any monsters lately?”
– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5BDc_Sf4CA @ 1:54
“Being stretched by an expert is awesome; being stretched by a hot Pilates girl...”
– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol0r8lUqB-Q&feature=player_embedded @ 4:35
“A recent survey indicates that those trained in KFM can move up to 500% faster...”
– http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keysi_Fighting_Method
Goetz: That’s the problem of the person I shoot.
Shatner: But strangely, the law makes it your problem.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/169734/aftermath-with-william-shatner-bernhard-goetz @ 8:35
“It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed...”
– http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2009/10/20nissan.html
“Final score: Remote viewing, 0…Perseverance, 1.”
– http://www.dreamlandresort.com/trip_reports/hunt_928/end.htm
“(Training) doesn’t get easier; you just get faster.”
– http://www.famousquotesabout.com/quote/Training-doesn_t-get-easier/227919
“I trust cows more than chemists.”
– http://www.huntgatherlove.com/content/great-paleo-controversies
“In bureaucracies many people have the authority to say no, not the authority to...”
– http://www.cultofmac.com/john-sculley-on-steve-jobs-the-full-interview-transcript/63295
“Too skinny is weak and too strong is slow.”
– http://www.crossfitverve.com/crossfit_verve/2010/10/thursday-101007.html
SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE DO WHAT UNSUCCESSFUL PEOPLE...
“Please get me my iPad. I might need to poop.”
– My wife (via atsween)
“I’d rather offend you now than after I started working for you.”
– http://www.boingboing.net/2010/10/05/hunter-s-thompsons-1.html
“When i try to picture her genitals I can only get so far as a wallet made out of...”
– http://www.deanfleischercamp.com/vid_jimbeam.html
September 2010
5 posts
“Sometimes, when you no longer see yourself as the hero of your own drama,...”
– Leonard Cohen
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478197/quotes
“A person I was seeing in psychoanalysis once said to me, “Don’t you...”
– http://www.marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevolution/2010/09/on-balance.html
“Drink became the social glue of the human race.”
– Barbara Holland http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/07/arts/07iht-booktue.1.5598694.html, http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/14/books/14holland.html
“No. If there’s one thing we don’t do, it’s space out.”
– http://www.jambands.com/features/2010/09/09/bonding-with-the-budos-band?2
“When in doubt, say nothing with confidence.”
– http://roissy.wordpress.com/2010/09/10/no-call-game/
August 2010
12 posts
“He also said that he likes to masturbate outdoors when he gets high.”
– http://blogs.thehour.com/newshound/?p=3372&print=1
if life hands you lemons then make some...
(via xsxtxaxtxixcxsxhxoxxx, fuck-bitches-get-money)
“Don’t be embarrassed. This contempt for money is just another trick of the...”
– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPp0a5OEsTw
“The body has to be impeccable as well — that helps a lot. If it’s not, buy...”
– http://www.harpersbazaar.com/magazine/feature-articles/karl-lagerfeld-fashion-therapy-0309
“But we let him hook up with ugly chicks and that gets him out of the way at...”
– On how to deal with a problematic band member
LS: sort of disenchanted in general
VH: that's exactly where I am
and have been
so i can empathize
LS: anyhoo
my life ain't so bad. just isn't exactly the one i wanted.
VH: quote of the week
“To the passenger who called me a motherfucker, fuck you… I’ve been...”
– http://consumerist.com/2010/08/jetblue-flight-attendant-curses-out-passenger-uses-emergency-slide-to-run-away.html