December 2009
11 posts
“That’s what rental cars are for.”
– Said in reference to lawn jobs.
“If it wasn’t full of joints…”
– Friend responding to suggestion to put credit cards in cigarette holder
“dream surreal…. otherwise i just set goals.”
– Nikki
the law
Boris: haha , crimes and misdemeanors is pretty useful knowledge
me: it is
Boris: learned it for the bar, already forgot it
me: but i know pretty much none of it
yeah, exactly
Boris: main takeaway - if you want to torch a building, make sure there is nobody inside
me: ha
true
Boris: its gets bad if there is soomeone inside
“There’s never been one America. There’s always been civil war.”
– http://ta-nehisicoates.theatlantic.com/archives/2009/12/gangsters_discharged_police_officers_athletes_gone_astray.php via Boris
“3 and half weeks ago I saw one UFO. Now there are as many as atleast 6 UFOs...”
– http://www.ufoworldnews.com/2009/12/15/3-and-half-weeks-ufos-constantly-watching-me/
“You better do something spectacular because I don’t play the fuck around.”
– http://www.macaframa.com/blog/2009/12/13/burnside-jeep-flip/
“Good conspiracy idea. I’m going to claim that I am being followed by a...”
– From an email with an old roommate.
“I may be drinking alone on the job in the upstairs of a deli, but I’m not...”
– Facebook status update via Blackberry from messenger friend.
“Bikes are sweet for picking up girls because if they say no, you can discretely...”
– http://prollyisnotprobably.com/2009/11/elliot_is_a_stalker.php
